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champagnecharacter:

poetic:

Shoutout to sidewalks for keeping me off the streets.

shoutout to the thermostats for keeping it 100

If my thermostat kept it 100 all the time we’d have a problem.

Oct 20 19:27 with 381 notes
And if you look closely in this scene you can see that she cut her hand on the briefcase BUT SHE KEEPS GOING. BECAUSE SHE’S A RAY OF TALENT THAT STRETCHES FOREVER.
― A clone club proverb, to be said whilst watching Orphan Black with someone for the first time. (via cheeky-geek-m0nkey)

Oct 20 19:26 with 1,848 notes

greathaircut:

love how kids introduce themselves like “hello im johnny im five years old i know how to read” yeah cool i didnt ask for your life story asshole

Oct 20 19:25 with 344,299 notes

joanwatsn:

*is cute and perfect but also unstable, violent and self-destructive*

Oct 20 19:23 with 12,534 notes
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